'Tis unfortunate that not all of my predictions came true...then I could have set-up shop on the Internet as the new psychic sensation. My ad would have looked something like this:
Problems with love, money, in-laws? Need to know where your life is heading and what key events lie in your future? Call 800-***-**** and talk to Super Psychic A.! For only $9.99 the first minute and $3.99 each additional minute, you get the chance to have your fortune told by this world renowned psychic. All major credit cards accepted.
We are sorry, Super Psychic A. does not offer refunds on this service; however, if you are dissatisfied with your reading for any reason, let A. know. He will provide you with a voucher good for 2 free minutes on your next call!
For entertainment purposes only!
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Thanks for the smile!
You are welcome. :)
But you only gave us three of the numbers. how am i going to call in?!?!
Lol, I was afraid if I put a full phone number in there, people might actually try to call it...With my luck, it would be a real phone number and some customer service rep, executive assistant, etc. would be stuck trying to answer a horde of questions regarding people's futures. :-)...I can see it now..."Hi, welcome to Wal-mart...What!? No, I don't know what will happen to you in the future sir...What!? No, I am not a psychic...What?! Well, we do sell magic 8'balls and have a ouija board in the games section..."
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